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Wednesday, June 6, 2007

I'm a smart guy......here's proof!

I was talking to a lady on the phone, ( one of the few surveys I have ever done) I think it was a pro life or pro choice survey. Anyway, one of the last questions was .... and what is your level of education?? After telling her there was a short pause... then ,Oh ,you sounded more educated than that. My response??? Uhhh......... Well ......I'm not dumb.
If I had only told her I had a masters in something.................

One more point that proves my inteligence............... I came up with my own joke today.... I know, I saw your jaws drop but close your mouths it doesn't look very inteligent.

Q. What do you get when you cross a border collie and a boxer?????

A. You get a dog that punches sheep!

And there you go..................hey....................... stop that........................not EGG.....................I CAN'T HAVE THAT ON MY COMPUTER...........................STOP.................how am I gonna clean this up!!!!!!!! man you're a rough crowd.......................................................Where are my PILLS..................

3 comments:

Neugier said...

Tim,
I guess that woman wasn't educated enough to know the difference between intelligence and education and wasn't intelligent enough to figure it out on her own;-)

Miles

Tim said...

Yea, God doesn't NEED my help but He ALLOWS me to help and gives me the opportunity to make right choices.

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