Yup, it's one of THOSE days....

Who was, or is St Patty?????????

OK, St Patty is Irish, I understand that.... But who is he/she is it ok to be gender specific with this old saint or is he/she male to some and female to others???? Did St Patty ever do anything important or just invent green beer?? I'm so confused....will someone please shed some light on this subject lest I turn to the green beer to ease my suffering... And So.....With that off my chest....HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!!! .....to all two of you who read this nonsense.
P.S. Lay off the green beer...I heard that green coloring is very unhealthy....may cause cancer,epileptic fits,syphilis.....plus it goes right through you, and who wants to have.............all right thats enough St.Patty just rolled over in his/her grave.......whats that??? St Patty is still alive you say ?????? ummmm.....I gotta run.....later....

Answer to the murder Question........Finally!

She murdered her sister hoping the guy would show up at the funeral so she could meet him again......This is an actual test to see if a person thinks like a psychopath. I got the answer right without cheating.......so......none of you can ever trust me again! I'M PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!!! But then there's only about two people who read this thing so maybe my life will continue normally......

Idiot Sightings...This was too funny to not post

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.

I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said, 'We are sorry, but they could not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER
CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman, KS.
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IDIOT IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us... and the scary part is that they vote and they reproduce.

A question for anyone interested

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom . This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. I want to see if anyone out there can come up with the right answer.





A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man who she did not know.

She thought he was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream partner so much,

that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and

could not find him.



A few days later she killed her sister.





Question:



What was her motive for killing her sister?



Give this some thought before you answer,leave a comment with your answer and I will post the answer later.....if there is actually anybody who reads this blog :-)

Moron????

Democrat -vs- Republican


A teacher asks her students if they're Democrats. All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What are you?"
"Republican, Of course!."
"Why's that Bobby?"
"Well, my parents are both Republicans, so I'm a Republican too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Democrat!"