Family Pic.......No, not my family!!!

Think about this awhile

14 Reasons to Deport Illegal Aliens>>>

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens >>each year. http://tinyurl.com/zob77>>>>>>

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs >>such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. >>http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html>>>>>>

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal >>aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html>>>>>>

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school >>education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of >>English! http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html>>>>>>

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the >>American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. >>http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html>>>>>>

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens. >>http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html>>>>>>

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens. >>http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html>>>>>>

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & >>social services by the American taxpayers. >>http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html>>>>>>

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed Americanwages are caused >>by the illegal aliens. >>http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html>>>>>>

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's >>two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, >>their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the >>United States . http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html>>>>>>

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens >>that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens >>from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, >>heroine and marijuana, crossed into>>>> the U. S. from the Southern border. Homeland Security Report: >>http://tinyurl.com/t9sht>>>>>>

12. The National Policy Institute, "estimated that the total cost of >>mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost >>of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period." >>http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf>>>>>>

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back >>to their countries of origin. http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm>>>>>>

14. "The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex >>Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States ". >>http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtml>>>>>>

So using the LOWEST estimates, the annual cost OF ILLEGAL ALIENS is >>$338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR! So if deporting them costs between $206 and >>$230 BILLION DOLLARS -- GET RID OF THEM. We'll be ahead after the 1st >>year!!!

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New Rules For Employment

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.
BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, Relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases, where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done enough.
YOUR OWN DEATH:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.
RESTROOM USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:10, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:10 to 8:20 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open.
PAYCHECK GUIDE:
The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand their paychecks: Item Amount Gross pay $1,222.02 Income tax $244.40 Outgo tax $45.21 State tax $11.61 Interstate tax $61.10 County tax $6.11 City tax $12.22 Rural tax $4.44 Back tax $1.11 Front tax $1.16 Side tax $1.61 Up tax $1.08 Down tax $1.14 Tic-Tacs $1.98 Thumbtacks $3.93 Carpet tacks $0.98 Stadium tax $0.69 Flat tax $8.32 Surtax $2.23 Ma'am tax $1.23 Corporate tax $2.60 Parking fee $5.00 F.I.C.A. $81.88 T.G.I.F. Fund $9.95 Life insurance $5.85 Health insurance $16.23 Dental insurance $4.50 Mental insurance $4.33 Disability $2.50 Ability $0.25 Liability $3.41 Coffee $6.85 Coffee Cups $66.51 Floor rental $16.85 Chair rental $0.32 Desk rental $4.32 Union dues $5.85 Union don'ts $3.77 Cash advance $0.69 Cash retreats $121.35 Overtime $1.26 Undertime $54.83 Eastern time $9.00 Central time $8.00 Mountain time $7.00 Pacific time $6.00 Time Out $12.21 Oxygen $10.02 Water $16.54 Heat $51.42 Cool air $26.83 Hot air $20.00 Miscellaneous $113.29 Various $8.01 Sundry $12.09 ------- Net Take Home Pay $0.02
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere. Have a nice week. The Management

Yep, Just takin' it easy !!

This is what I want to do !! :-)

New family driver Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time.
Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father. "Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

I'M BAAAAA..........AAAAAAACK

Well I made it back home and am fine....read Beth's blog for all the gory details. My knee is still draining and I am not allowed to work yet. Yea, I'm bored out of my mind....Lucky for all of you I may get a couple of witty posts in on this thing.
I learned something while I was in the Hospital.......It's not a place you want to be!!! Actually I already knew that but that's how deep my learning went :-) I'm actually very thankful for all the great people who took care of me....and those who nearly forced me to go to the ER. Infections like this can be fatal if not treated. Thanks also to all of you who were and are praying for us... it means a lot... Thanks.


Burning question of the day:
You've heard of or seen those things you sit in a room and they absorb odors???

I want to know..... when they have absorbed all they can absorb.....what happens if you cut them open???? Does the possibility exist of releasing an odor epidemic???

Alright, I know, it stinks..... ha ha ha ha.... I can't stop myself...... where are those pills I used to take.........

I stole this from an e-mail we received, I have been too busy to find stuff on my own. I know, I know it's no way to treat my loyal fans but I'll make it up later....I'M BUSY!!!!!!

. . Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?